Holier Than Thou

I sing along with my favorite songs.

I can sing the C major scale without a piano or instrument.

So when I hear people singing loudly and completely wrong, I get mad.

When I sing, it's quiet. And no one is ever around (I double check.) I'm a very modest person (if I say it, am I not contradicting myself?) I am a very shy person.

I think I hear dogs howling.

At least one of them has a basic concept of rhythm. The other half sings where there are no words. Almost like a deformed echo.

So all I can ask, is that if you are hanging out with me, and you want to sing along, please do so accurately.