"I'm a big fan of the boob. I'm not a fan of the big fake knockers, but of the larger variety of boob... I really like them."
-Corby
"Umm...I just, I like them big. I mean, hey. Above a C. A D is good. I don't want a D on a fat girl. It's gotta be in proportion."
-Corby
"I'm not a fan of the faker. Last time I felt one, it felt like a Nerf football. A brand new Nerf football."
-Corby
"The point is...I never really grasped...the functionality of the boob. I always thought they were for' hugging and loving and squeezing,' to quote Steve Perry."
-Corby
"It is interesting because when one first encounters 'the boob,' it is for sustenance. And then later on, it becomes an erotic plaything."
-Rhyner
"Well if you've had a kid, and you got a woman who breast feeds, then, boy, they take on a whole new meaning. And I'm telling you, I am amazed by it. I'm absolutely in awe...that those things do what they do. And now I can't look at anyone's boobs...I just think of them as feeders now. That's it."
-Corby
"Yes, they have a job. The job is not to prop them up in a Wonderbra or make sure they don't sag or whatever or stuff them full of silicon or steel or Nerf footballs or whatever."
-Corby
"They have a function, and that function is amazing."
-Corby
"I think they're multi-purposeful"
-Greggo
"I think they're multi-purpose gadgets too."
-Rhyner
"For a couple of months after you have a baby and you're breastfeeding, they're that. But after that, they go right back to a plaything. Or I'd like to think that anyway."
-Greggo
"Do you have a pump? See, that's what intrigues me."
-Greggo
"I've heard that's a two-person operation. I've heard it's hard to get those things on."
-Greggo
"On? It's not like a lawnmower."
-Corby
"I know it's not like a lawnmower!"
-Greggo
"Why don't you just use your Echo leafblower and put it on reverse?"
-Danny
[Cue long awkward silence]
"Because the hippies, they really like to walk around those parks and flop out a jug to feed a kid."
-Greggo
"We're you're friends though, we'd like to see it."
-Rhyner
Ahh, The Ticket guys are so refreshing. Absolutely hilarious.
Well, it's been nearly a month since I've logged into AIM. I think I'm finally going to do it. Just for a night. See what happens. Hopefully nothing.
Either way, I'm going to bed early so I can get to campus early and practice a bit before my lessons.
Wednesday, November 9
Tuesday, November 8
608
Today was rather interesting.
In CS 349, the prof wondered out loud if we would ever find a way to increase our intelligence. Then he asked if we would really want to. What if we learn everything there is to know, realize that existence is pointless, and end up killing ourselves? Are we better off not understanding some mysteries?
I skipped my discussion section and decided to come home. I spent some of this time by working on my Unit 12 Lab. I hope to have my design approved tomorrow morning so I can simulate it later in the afternoon.
There's a french horn choir concert a week from Thursday. If anyone wants to go, it's free. Haha. Like anyone in Austin reads this.
Eh, I think I'm going to call it a night. Sleep sounds so good right now.
Oh, and there is now a ban on gay marriages in Texas. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.
In CS 349, the prof wondered out loud if we would ever find a way to increase our intelligence. Then he asked if we would really want to. What if we learn everything there is to know, realize that existence is pointless, and end up killing ourselves? Are we better off not understanding some mysteries?
I skipped my discussion section and decided to come home. I spent some of this time by working on my Unit 12 Lab. I hope to have my design approved tomorrow morning so I can simulate it later in the afternoon.
There's a french horn choir concert a week from Thursday. If anyone wants to go, it's free. Haha. Like anyone in Austin reads this.
Eh, I think I'm going to call it a night. Sleep sounds so good right now.
Oh, and there is now a ban on gay marriages in Texas. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.
Monday, November 7
607
Alright, I don't really have much to say tonight. I finished my paper and even wrote more than the minimum! Finally decided to take my Unit 11 test, which I passed, and now I have to do a lab assignment. Had some nice alfredo for dinner. I don't know, what else is there?
If you're big into Google Maps, and you have a nice phone with a nice plan, then you should get this Google Maps application for your phone. It's not available to everyone, but you should find out. Watch your battery though, because it will eat up whatever's there.
Class and a discussion section. I might go to the discussion section. I don't know yet. It's kind of boring, but it could be really helpful for this project coming up. I've written a Sudoku solver in Java, but this one has to be done in Haskell, which is a stupid language! I hate it!
I need a haircut.
Alright, that's enough. I need to get some sleep. If I go to bed now, I'll get a little over 7 hours. Oh, and I could take a nap in the afternoon! Not a bad idea.
In case you're wondering, Jester has unisex bathrooms on it's first and second floors. With locks.
If you're big into Google Maps, and you have a nice phone with a nice plan, then you should get this Google Maps application for your phone. It's not available to everyone, but you should find out. Watch your battery though, because it will eat up whatever's there.
Class and a discussion section. I might go to the discussion section. I don't know yet. It's kind of boring, but it could be really helpful for this project coming up. I've written a Sudoku solver in Java, but this one has to be done in Haskell, which is a stupid language! I hate it!
I need a haircut.
Alright, that's enough. I need to get some sleep. If I go to bed now, I'll get a little over 7 hours. Oh, and I could take a nap in the afternoon! Not a bad idea.
In case you're wondering, Jester has unisex bathrooms on it's first and second floors. With locks.
Sunday, November 6
606
Oh! I just have to write about this.
"I glanced over and, whatever, I just let him continue on with his business."
Wow. That's how we reported it back when I was in high school. 'Taking care of bidness.' Damn straight.
"In this case, two girls and three boys engaging in oral sex or intercourse on school property while three other boys watched, according to sources familiar with what happened."
Alright, that's what I call a sausagefest. The boy-to-girl ratio is totally wrong. High school kids just don't know any better.
But what's the appeal? "Just being rebellious," [Jessica] said. "Coming back to class and saying, 'Ooh, guess what I just did? I just had sex in the auditorium.' "
I never heard that line once in all my high school years. Wish I had. Because that would have been awesome!
But getting a handle on the reasons students are emboldened to risk having sex at school is as tricky as figuring out how many are doing it.
Oh, I can give you an answer for both. They do it because school is boring! Rougly 7 - 8 hours of their weekday are spent on campus. That makes for pretty good odds. Do they think they'll get away with it at home if there are parents in the next room? No. Now, how many are doing it? I would estimate that 10% of the school has. That's based on the proven fact that 10% of all high school students can be classified as 'hot.' Kids who aren't hot aren't getting any.
"I would just wonder, like, what's going through their heads -- like, 'Okay, guys, let's meet at 3:30 behind the curtain?' " [Emilie] said.
Yea, that is what goes through their head. Seriously. Although, 3:30 sounds a bit late for some quickie action. The best time was always during lunch.
School administrators are drafting a rule that bans sex on school property.
You would figure that there would already be a rule like that.
"I'd become very unaroused at the sight," [Alex] added. "Nine hundred out of 901 people would not want to be involved."
You liar.
"Can't you just wait till you're at home?" [Matt] asked.
Remember, kids have parents. And sometimes, you just can't wait. Especially when there's this hot piece of tail sitting in front of you, and chemistry is boring, so, right after class you find your girl and a quiet place to 'take care of bidness.'
"I glanced over and, whatever, I just let him continue on with his business."
Wow. That's how we reported it back when I was in high school. 'Taking care of bidness.' Damn straight.
"In this case, two girls and three boys engaging in oral sex or intercourse on school property while three other boys watched, according to sources familiar with what happened."
Alright, that's what I call a sausagefest. The boy-to-girl ratio is totally wrong. High school kids just don't know any better.
But what's the appeal? "Just being rebellious," [Jessica] said. "Coming back to class and saying, 'Ooh, guess what I just did? I just had sex in the auditorium.' "
I never heard that line once in all my high school years. Wish I had. Because that would have been awesome!
But getting a handle on the reasons students are emboldened to risk having sex at school is as tricky as figuring out how many are doing it.
Oh, I can give you an answer for both. They do it because school is boring! Rougly 7 - 8 hours of their weekday are spent on campus. That makes for pretty good odds. Do they think they'll get away with it at home if there are parents in the next room? No. Now, how many are doing it? I would estimate that 10% of the school has. That's based on the proven fact that 10% of all high school students can be classified as 'hot.' Kids who aren't hot aren't getting any.
"I would just wonder, like, what's going through their heads -- like, 'Okay, guys, let's meet at 3:30 behind the curtain?' " [Emilie] said.
Yea, that is what goes through their head. Seriously. Although, 3:30 sounds a bit late for some quickie action. The best time was always during lunch.
School administrators are drafting a rule that bans sex on school property.
You would figure that there would already be a rule like that.
"I'd become very unaroused at the sight," [Alex] added. "Nine hundred out of 901 people would not want to be involved."
You liar.
"Can't you just wait till you're at home?" [Matt] asked.
Remember, kids have parents. And sometimes, you just can't wait. Especially when there's this hot piece of tail sitting in front of you, and chemistry is boring, so, right after class you find your girl and a quiet place to 'take care of bidness.'
Thursday, November 3
605
Alright. Today sucked also.
Mornings have been really tough for me lately. I'm betting it's another ulcer. Looks like I'll have to see a doctor or something.
Lessons went well. I think I'm going to take more lessons next semester. During the fall, I'll probably be in the concert band. CS 349 went well. We're allowed one page of notes for the test in CS 337, so I spent an hour on that. Plenty of info on there.
Eh, my plan right now is to get some sleep and hope everything goes well tomorrow.
And go give littlestninja some love.
For some reason, I really want some chocolate chip cookies. Fresh out of the oven. And made with real butter. Oh, how I love butter! Fake spread just isn't the same.
Mornings have been really tough for me lately. I'm betting it's another ulcer. Looks like I'll have to see a doctor or something.
Lessons went well. I think I'm going to take more lessons next semester. During the fall, I'll probably be in the concert band. CS 349 went well. We're allowed one page of notes for the test in CS 337, so I spent an hour on that. Plenty of info on there.
Eh, my plan right now is to get some sleep and hope everything goes well tomorrow.
And go give littlestninja some love.
For some reason, I really want some chocolate chip cookies. Fresh out of the oven. And made with real butter. Oh, how I love butter! Fake spread just isn't the same.
Wednesday, November 2
604
Today was the longest day ever!
We were supposed to have a review in CS 337 for the test on Friday, but the prof decided to continue on with the material since he fell behind. Didn't review at all. Oh well, now I have motivation to rip that test a new one. I'm going to break from EE 316 for the rest of the week. I really do have to focus on this test alone. It's a tough course, and I don't want any doubt heading into the last test.
I'm posting earlier than usual because I have my lessons tomorrow morning. I've decided that 8 1/2 hours of sleep would be pleasant. I haven't been feeling well in the mornings, and I hope this fixes everything.
My parents aren't going to El Paso for Thanksgiving. My dad can't take those days off because some of his co-workers are injured. This means that I will be in Dallas for Thanksgiving. I don't know about the day after though.
Eh, I've got nothing else.
Audioslave - #1 Zero
We were supposed to have a review in CS 337 for the test on Friday, but the prof decided to continue on with the material since he fell behind. Didn't review at all. Oh well, now I have motivation to rip that test a new one. I'm going to break from EE 316 for the rest of the week. I really do have to focus on this test alone. It's a tough course, and I don't want any doubt heading into the last test.
I'm posting earlier than usual because I have my lessons tomorrow morning. I've decided that 8 1/2 hours of sleep would be pleasant. I haven't been feeling well in the mornings, and I hope this fixes everything.
My parents aren't going to El Paso for Thanksgiving. My dad can't take those days off because some of his co-workers are injured. This means that I will be in Dallas for Thanksgiving. I don't know about the day after though.
Eh, I've got nothing else.
Audioslave - #1 Zero
Monday, October 31
603
Firstly, Gordo always comes up with great stuff on holidays. Here's his list for Halloween. Careful though, it is not for children. (I like numbers 1, 3, 5, 10, 11, and 14.) Gordo even has his own Wikipedia page! (I wish I had one...)
Wow. Kevin Pereira just put a picture on his moblog that is incredibly offensive. And yet, I think it's funny. Does that make me a bad person? (I am NOT going to post a link to it, because it REALLY is offensive. But so hilarious!)
I was on the bus like usual when it hit me. Again, like so long ago, I have that smirk. I was just thinking about some things I did way back when. I am 2 people rolled into one. I can be the nice guy. I can be the 'less-innocent' guy also. Oh, the trouble I could get into!
Turned in my Unit 10 Lab and took my Unit 10 test. 10 more to go. It isn't that bad though.
I also talked with my advisor today. We mapped out the rest of my degree and it looks like I have 6 more CS classes, 1 more Spanish class, and 1 more Math. I can take a full semester next spring, and go part-time during the summer and fall. That's all that is left. Amazing really. Honestly, I could go part-time during next Spring, but I don't want to. I'm going to add some 1-hour classes to put me over. The 2 that I'm looking at are a class on PERL and a PE class. Yes, PE. But more specifically, basketball. I'm looking forward to it.
Ugh, today's weather was weird. It was midly warm at 1PM, it started raining around 2PM, and it was cooler than cool right afterwards. It was a very sudden drop in temperature. Still, I thought it was nice.
Either way, I don't have much else about today.
Wow. Kevin Pereira just put a picture on his moblog that is incredibly offensive. And yet, I think it's funny. Does that make me a bad person? (I am NOT going to post a link to it, because it REALLY is offensive. But so hilarious!)
I was on the bus like usual when it hit me. Again, like so long ago, I have that smirk. I was just thinking about some things I did way back when. I am 2 people rolled into one. I can be the nice guy. I can be the 'less-innocent' guy also. Oh, the trouble I could get into!
Turned in my Unit 10 Lab and took my Unit 10 test. 10 more to go. It isn't that bad though.
I also talked with my advisor today. We mapped out the rest of my degree and it looks like I have 6 more CS classes, 1 more Spanish class, and 1 more Math. I can take a full semester next spring, and go part-time during the summer and fall. That's all that is left. Amazing really. Honestly, I could go part-time during next Spring, but I don't want to. I'm going to add some 1-hour classes to put me over. The 2 that I'm looking at are a class on PERL and a PE class. Yes, PE. But more specifically, basketball. I'm looking forward to it.
Ugh, today's weather was weird. It was midly warm at 1PM, it started raining around 2PM, and it was cooler than cool right afterwards. It was a very sudden drop in temperature. Still, I thought it was nice.
Either way, I don't have much else about today.
Sunday, October 30
602
Yea, I haven't posted in a while. Oh well.
Nothing new really. Enjoying the nice weather, although I would love it more if it were colder. Crap, it's supposed to rain tomorrow. I don't like that at all. Especially since I can't skip my 3 - 4 class for the rest of the week. I have a test coming up in that class.
Yea, it's Halloween. I don't really care though. The best thing is the day after. All of that candy at half of the price. That's something to look forward to. Oh, I really love those mellowcreme pumpkins. So, so good.
Charging up my shuffle for the bus rides. Every morning that I wake up, I always ask myself if I should just stay in bed. Honestly, if attendance wasn't part of my final grade for any of my classes, I would sleep all day.
Well, except for CS 349. I really like that class.
The West Wing was awesome tonight. They're going to have a live episode next Sunday. I can't wait. Oh, and the Cowboys won. That was pleasant.
I think I need to find more hobbies. Now that outdoor basketball is coming to an end, I'll have to pass time in another way. I should seriously work on my poker face and start gambling.
Was telling Brandon that when we go to a Mavs game, I'm going to drink. I've waited long enough. Everything should work fine.
I had a crazy dream. I beat the crap out of a guy that tried to steal from me. I chased the guy down and started wailing on him. I kept going until my fists felt heavy. Then I woke up.
Either way, time for sleep.
I know I have a link to Gordo's Blog already, but here's a link to some columns he writes for some Dallas/Fort Worth site. His dark humor is greatness.
Nothing new really. Enjoying the nice weather, although I would love it more if it were colder. Crap, it's supposed to rain tomorrow. I don't like that at all. Especially since I can't skip my 3 - 4 class for the rest of the week. I have a test coming up in that class.
Yea, it's Halloween. I don't really care though. The best thing is the day after. All of that candy at half of the price. That's something to look forward to. Oh, I really love those mellowcreme pumpkins. So, so good.
Charging up my shuffle for the bus rides. Every morning that I wake up, I always ask myself if I should just stay in bed. Honestly, if attendance wasn't part of my final grade for any of my classes, I would sleep all day.
Well, except for CS 349. I really like that class.
The West Wing was awesome tonight. They're going to have a live episode next Sunday. I can't wait. Oh, and the Cowboys won. That was pleasant.
I think I need to find more hobbies. Now that outdoor basketball is coming to an end, I'll have to pass time in another way. I should seriously work on my poker face and start gambling.
Was telling Brandon that when we go to a Mavs game, I'm going to drink. I've waited long enough. Everything should work fine.
I had a crazy dream. I beat the crap out of a guy that tried to steal from me. I chased the guy down and started wailing on him. I kept going until my fists felt heavy. Then I woke up.
Either way, time for sleep.
I know I have a link to Gordo's Blog already, but here's a link to some columns he writes for some Dallas/Fort Worth site. His dark humor is greatness.
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