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"I'm a big fan of the boob. I'm not a fan of the big fake knockers, but of the larger variety of boob... I really like them."
-Corby

"Umm...I just, I like them big. I mean, hey. Above a C. A D is good. I don't want a D on a fat girl. It's gotta be in proportion."
-Corby

"I'm not a fan of the faker. Last time I felt one, it felt like a Nerf football. A brand new Nerf football."
-Corby

"The point is...I never really grasped...the functionality of the boob. I always thought they were for' hugging and loving and squeezing,' to quote Steve Perry."
-Corby

"It is interesting because when one first encounters 'the boob,' it is for sustenance. And then later on, it becomes an erotic plaything."
-Rhyner

"Well if you've had a kid, and you got a woman who breast feeds, then, boy, they take on a whole new meaning. And I'm telling you, I am amazed by it. I'm absolutely in awe...that those things do what they do. And now I can't look at anyone's boobs...I just think of them as feeders now. That's it."
-Corby

"Yes, they have a job. The job is not to prop them up in a Wonderbra or make sure they don't sag or whatever or stuff them full of silicon or steel or Nerf footballs or whatever."
-Corby

"They have a function, and that function is amazing."
-Corby

"I think they're multi-purposeful"
-Greggo

"I think they're multi-purpose gadgets too."
-Rhyner

"For a couple of months after you have a baby and you're breastfeeding, they're that. But after that, they go right back to a plaything. Or I'd like to think that anyway."
-Greggo

"Do you have a pump? See, that's what intrigues me."
-Greggo

"I've heard that's a two-person operation. I've heard it's hard to get those things on."
-Greggo

"On? It's not like a lawnmower."
-Corby

"I know it's not like a lawnmower!"
-Greggo

"Why don't you just use your Echo leafblower and put it on reverse?"
-Danny

[Cue long awkward silence]

"Because the hippies, they really like to walk around those parks and flop out a jug to feed a kid."
-Greggo

"We're you're friends though, we'd like to see it."
-Rhyner

Ahh, The Ticket guys are so refreshing. Absolutely hilarious.

Well, it's been nearly a month since I've logged into AIM. I think I'm finally going to do it. Just for a night. See what happens. Hopefully nothing.

Either way, I'm going to bed early so I can get to campus early and practice a bit before my lessons.